Meet the Monkeys

Winston Marcellus, Quinley Pistol, Mila Jaymes, Brodie Raines & Lolie Mae

Winston, Quinley, Mila & Brodie are Spider Monkeys that live on a small ranch in Funky Town, Texas! Winston was born March 15, 2023, Quinley was born April 29, 2023, Mila was born October 15, 2022, Brodie was born October 31, 2023 & Lolie was born July 2022. We are excited to share their growth with you.

Join along on our funky adventures in monkey raising on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube and Facebook.

Visit us

NOW OPEN FOR TOURS

Ready to venture into the wild side? We are now officially open for private tours and events at the ranch. Book your visit today!

Don’t miss our Grand Opening on October 27th, reserve your time slot for a personal encounter with monkeys, lemurs, foxes, otters and reptiles.

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Hi, I’m Dwan.

Mom of 5 humans, 5 dogs, 5 monkeys, 2 Lemurs, 4 Foxes, 2 otters, 70+ reptiles

Welcome to Funky Monkey Ranch, where we build community with those passionate about all sorts of animals. Stick around to watch, learn, and interact with some of God’s greatest creatures. Follow our journey as our small USDA licensed ranch grows.

Celebrate with Us!

We are excited to have the ability to provide a home to Winston, Quinley, Mila, Brodie and Lolie. We not only offer exotic animal encounters but we also provide a home to rescued and re-homed spider monkeys. We are committed to offering them the best life possible in captivity. We do not sell monkeys and we do not advocate for monkeys as pets.

Mila, Win, Quinn, Brodie & Lolie love receiving surprises in the mail + we love sharing on our social accounts. Add a note with your gift so we can thank you live!

Wish List for monkeys, lemurs, foxes, & otters

At the core of who we are

We are passionate about caring for, and providing educational interactive experiences with primates & other exotic animals.

Happy Notes

“Makes my inner child smile!”

I started watching Funky Monkey Ranch on TikTok Live in September 2023. I was extremely impressed with the level of engagement the creator, Dwan, had with her audience. Alongside Winston and Quinley, seamlessly joining the troop later, was Mila. I watch every day without fail because I know that once I tune in, my happiness levels will rise substantially. I highly recommend this community and love the FMR merchandise – quality products made by a one-of-a-kind artisan with speedy delivery. Plus, FMR TikTok will make your inner child smile for a bit.

~ Tara S.

“So knowledgeable + helpful!”

I found FMR on TikTok because I was very interested in adding a spider monkey to our family. I asked Dwan a million questions and she always answered with grace. Once I adopted Lola Mia I had more questions and she’s always been so helpful and knowledgeable. She taught me in person how to do the tail wrap method for diapering. We are lucky that she lives close by and opens her home to us so Lola Mia can have monkey playdates.

~ Jessica f.

“Highlight of the party!”

My daughter’s third birthday party was a hit with real live monkeys in attendance. Our party theme was Wild and Three ~ Party Animals. Funky Monkey Ranch showed up with the monkeys dressed in adorable giraffe print overalls – all matching so cute! Quinley was a little social butterfly going around to visit everyone and Mila loved being fed treats by the kids. Everyone had a great time and we took cute photos filled with memories to last a lifetime.

~ Heidi U.

01. Virtual Community

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Watch what happens in the daily life of spider monkeys by tuning into our TikTok Lives. I love to answer questions, engage with our followers, and share all the fun and not-so-fun things the monkeys do. We also offer exclusive content for our TikTok subscribers.

02. Events + Parties

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Want real live monkeys and other exotic animals at your next event? Make your child’s birthday a hit with spider monkeys and lemurs in attendance. We offer several event packages that include sharing fun facts and letting your guests hand-feed exotic animals.

03. Monkey Camp

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Need a monkey sitter in the Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas area? We provide a monkey camp service with enrichment and active playtime with other monkeys. Contact us to discuss your needs.