Meet the Monkeys
Winston Marcellus, Quinley Pistol & Mila Jaymes
Winston, Quinley and Mila are Spider Monkeys that live on a small ranch in Funky Town, Texas! Winston was born March 15, 2023, Quinley was born April 29, 2023 & Mila was born October 15, 2022. We are excited to share their growth with you.
Join along on our funky adventures in monkey raising on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube and Facebook.
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Hi, I’m Dwan.
Momma of 5 humans, 5 dogs, 3 monkeys, 70+ reptiles
Welcome to Funky Monkey Ranch, where we build community with those passionate about all sorts of animals. Stick around to watch, learn, and interact with some of God’s greatest creatures. Follow our journey as our small USDA licensed ranch grows.
Celebrate with Us!
We are so excited about our adoption of Winston Marcellus, Quinley Pistol and Mila Jaymes. Do you want to celebrate with us?
Mila, Win & Quinn love receiving surprises in the mail + we love sharing on our social accounts. Add a note with your gift so we can thank you live!
At the core of who we are
We are passionate about caring for, and providing educational interactive experiences with primates & other exotic animals.
Happy Notes
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Virtual Community
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Watch what happens in the daily life of spider monkeys by tuning into our TikTok Lives. I love to answer questions, engage with our followers, and share all the fun and not-so-fun things the monkeys do. We also offer exclusive content for our TikTok subscribers.
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Events + Parties
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Want real live monkeys at your next event? Make your child’s birthday a hit with spider monkeys in attendance. We offer several event packages that include sharing fun facts and letting your guests hand-feed monkeys.
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Monkey Camp
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Need a monkey sitter in the Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas area? We provide a monkey camp service with enrichment and active playtime with other monkeys. Contact us to discuss your needs.
Shop Funky Monkey Ranch Merch
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Winston and Quinley Plushies – PreOrder
$28.00 – $49.00 -
Spider Monkey Photo Puzzle
$19.00 -
FMR Photo Throw Blanket
$79.00 -
Personalized Keychains for Women
$8.50 -
Winston, Quinley & Mila 40oz Tumbler
$40.00
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